“We’re more like lovers.
Remind me why I don’t just blow this guy away, sweetums?”
Spider-Man/Deadpool #1
Recently, Wade decided to do something good with his life and traveled to New York where he hoped the friendly neighborhood Spider-Man would teach him a thing or two about being a hero. But given the fact that Deadpool is an assassin, Spider-Man taught him a thing or two about an ass-whippin’ instead. — deadpool vol. 2 #19–21
“Spidey would never hurt me, I’m one of his amazing friends.”